Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Polarity: Chapter One

(A small sample from "Polarity", slated for publication sometime after the new year. Two more sample chapters to follow.)

Javier Guiterrez jumped from sleep. An adrenaline rush pulled him from dreamland and fuzzy headed, he peeled his ears. He could not be sure what sound had roused him from slumber, but he’d been dreaming about breaking beer bottles with rocks. As a child, this had been a favorite past-time of his. There had been little else for anyone, grown or child, to do in the little border town of Madera, Mexico.

Were those footsteps he heard, crunching on broken glass? Cursing and mostly naked, Javier rolled out of bed and started lacing up his heavy work boots. His penis kept trying to flop out of the hole in the front of his boxer shorts, but so what? Whoever had the cojones to break into his house could have their ass broken while staring down the barrel of Javier’s formidable Latin chorizo.

He made a furtive trek down the dark hallway with long, quiet strides. Images of some gringo putting his filthy, leche colored manos on Javier’s 35” plasma screen television raped his brain. He had sweat and bled to buy that television. Pinche bandidos. They would get a nice surprise.

Olivdé me pistola

Shit. He had, hadn’t he? The .44 with the long barrel lingered in the drawer beside his bed. Hell with it. His fists worked very well. He would tackle the puto and beat him silly, then get his gun and shoot the bastard in the face a few times. And if there were more than one? No. There would not be. Javier’s faith in God was strong, and he knew the Christo would not put any test before Javier that he could not handle. He worked too hard, and God respected that.

No matter. The sounds of burglary--

No. Not burglary. Pure devastation.

The criminal bastard busied himself with breaking Javier’s things, evidenced by crashing sounds of some blunt object against glass, his television, and Javier heard the unmistakable spray of another person pissing.

“You stupid shit,” a voice said. Javier recognized it. “Cut that out. That’s evidence. They got DNA testing now and there’s plenty of that in your piss.” The speaker had to be one of the men from the crew he had just used to finish the roof on the house of the Fire Inspector. What was that man’s name?

The light came on.

“Looks like we got us a guest,” Bob Aames said. Javier could see him now, a tall Caucasian man almost tan enough to be burnt sierra, and another guero holding his diminutive pita in his right hand. The pita leaked dregs of urine on the carpet.

“Ben,” said Aames.

Javier felt a hard pressure on the base of his spine, where the stem joins the neck, and a muscle back there did a twitching dance; something exploded inside Javier’s head. The lights went out.

2

“C’mon, Javier. Wake up. No se meto conmigo, motherfucker.”

Javier began slowly coming around. Aames gave him a light slap across the face to help the process along. Javier jerked his head to one side, trying to get away from that heavy, strong slap. He coughed, trying to speak. “Por que? Quíen coño te crees que eres? Me escupa en sus pinche cochinos!

Aames grunted, punching Javier in the left eye. Javier first saw the word LUCK coming toward him, then heard a sound in his head like chewing crackers, but felt almost nothing.

“Quit speakin’ that fucken mud tongue,” Aames said. “You know English.”

“Maybe he don’t habla,” the man with the pissy little pita said.

“Oh, he fucken hablas.”

Javier began to pray in his mother tongue. He did not care about his things any longer. He petitioned the Mother and the Saints that he may keep his life. He would replace all the things these low men were breaking. Things did not matter, only life mattered.

“Quit it,” pissy pita man said. “God don’t save people without a green card.”

“That’s right,” Aames said. “No hay tarjeta verde, no Hay-Zeus.”

Javier could see the one named Ben standing with his arms crossed, his feet touching Javier’s bare toes. The stern giant stood still and silent, a towering mountain of muscle and sinew. Javier could not look at him. Instead, he regarded Aames.

“You ate dinner here, Bob,” Javier said. “Somos fumamos mucho mota juntos, mi amigo.” Javier said this in Spanish because he knew that Aames could also speak what the redneck bastard had only moments ago called a ‘mud tongue’. Javier did not know if these men with him enjoyed a good loco smoke. He only wanted to remind the man that they had enjoyed one another’s company.

“You ever read Machiavelli, Javier?” Aames asked. Ben chuffed, and smiled.

“No. Who is that?”

“Yeah, boss, who’s Makavelli?” Jack asked. “I thought that was a Tupac record.”

“Jack, shut the fuck up,” Aames said.

“Ye of no education,” Ben said.

“You know, I didn’t think you had,” Aames said to Javier. “Had you, you’d have been a bit more selective in choosing employees.”

“What?” Javier said. “We were friends.”

“Beware of flatterers,” Aames said. Turning to Ben, he made a slicing motion with his right arm.

What did that mean? Were they going to cut Javier’s throat? “You don’t have to kill me,” Javier told them, knowing it would probably do no good.

Ben advanced holding a very large serrated cuchillo. Jack began to laugh, and Javier prayed, hoping his prayers were louder than the fat man’s peals of laughter.

3

Aames leaned down and whapped Javier upside the head. Indignation came to Javier first. Damn this angry white man. Why did he have to be cruel? What was this horrible murder going to solve? Ben busied himself with wrapping Javier’s legs to the thigh in duct tape and the air reeked of gasoline. Jack carried a red container, still half full of the flammable liquid the gordo had just finished pouring in the living room, and down the hallway.

“Should I do the sink?” Jack asked.

Without taking his eyes off Javier, Aames flapped a hand at Jack. Damn this angry white man--all these angry white men.

Ben finished his work with a final yank on the roll of tape; the motion made a sound like the ocean being ripped in half, and finished the trussing with an efficient spin around Javier’s ropy thighs. Aames reached into his pocket. He removed a four-inch steel lock-blade. Showing the blade with a wrist flick that made the action stiletto fast, he asked Javier, “You believe this thing is legal?

“It is. Not as long as my palm is wide.” Aames held the blade along the length of his palm to demonstrate. The fat child of a weapon would cut flesh.

“Ben, get his legs up. Jack. You found everything I can sell?”

Jack looked unsure.

“Well, git at.”

Jack went down the hall, throwing the gas can into the living room as he walked. It bounced off the carpet on one plastic corner somersaulting back over spout.

“Noisy ass,” Aames said.

Please.” Javier said. “Do not do this.”

Ben snaked a slab of arm around Javier’s gray one-leg. “He ain’t too proud to beg,” Ben said.  

“Ah, well, they never are.” Aames bent at the knee, approaching Javier’s bound legs with the knife.

Javier reared his legs back, hard enough to bend the strong tape, and he used his well-conditioned thigh muscles, lean and wide from carrying immense weight up ladders for hours a day, to try and rip free of his bonds. Ben came with him, stepping back with one leg and never letting go with his impossible arm, he planted his immense boot squarely into Javier’s crotch. The whole works, perineum to penis were squished into Javier’s coccyx, and there was a pop! that Javier feared more than felt, so he did not scream. He began to choke.

A fire licked cold along the back of his ankles. There was a pressure against his tendons, faint and rapid, followed by a slick wash of warmth--sangre--wetting its way underneath the tape. But that didn’t matter. The tape was just a tool. A means to an end. Javier knew the face of death approaching. He had seen it enough in Mexico. No more outs showed themselves; one had to have feet to walk.

“Adios, coyote,” Aames said. Javier accepted the gift of his clarity, a clarity seen best behind the eyes and wearing the shroud of El Dios de la Muerte. Jack flicked the chrome wheel of a Zippo, holding it close to Javier’s closed eyes and Javier, sick of seeing the Grim Reaper’s ugly visage, opened his eyes and glared defiantly at the flame. 

“You can get off his balls now,” Aames said to Ben. “He ain’t goin’ anywhere.” Aames sighed.

“All right, Jackie, light ‘em up,” he said.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Coming Soon: A Quick Tease

Should I give it away for free?

Hell no. Not the whole thing, anyway. I would, because I have a generous soul, but dammit, I need money. It's not that I'm greedy, no. It's just that while the better part of you were getting drunk and fat on holiday goodies I sat and ate a middling brain stew. How to do this, that, and the other thing? When will this and that happen? Waiting for the things, the lovely things that are soon to come my way, and the longer the wait the greater the weight. If this is true I wholly expect to be flattened by the advent prosperity. In the meantime, I am but a humble beggar begging not money but gainful employment. Due to this position I would be a fool to give away this precious piece of my soul for free. Perhaps later, when this position is no longer mine I may.

But I promise to give those of you who are good enough a tease. A little tickling of the bellybutton, eh? Something to get the saliva going (or other, less talked about fluids, heh heh) and the pockets burning. It is said that if you want to sell something you have to act like you don't care if it sells, but I've never been one to fake anything, not even orgasms, and I won't be starting now. I care if it sells. I don't care if you like it, but I care if it sells.

Ah, piss. Come on now. Don't get all tarty on me. It's not like I ever said I wasn't a complete and total bastard. I've always copped to my blackguard's heart. Before indulging your certain huffiness, know this--it is GOOD for a crime/horror writer to be a bastard. Being one, I know how they (we) tick. I also know most people want to know how they tick and more, what it feels like to be one. Everyone wants a bite of the forbidden fruit, and anyone who says they don't is worse than a bastard, they are a liar. They want to taste but in safety and without consequence. That's fine by me. In fact, I'm in an enormous hurry to give the people what they want. There's nothing I love more than satisfying the more carnal, meaty desires of others. That gleam in a person's eye when their darker needs have been met is far more euphoric than any drug. Trust me...I know. I have eaten the fruit and dealt with the consequences and overcome both and am well-qualified to provide that taste to quell craving, that scratch to the itch, and all without worry of any consequences because for only a few measly dollars you, the lovely reader, will be able to eat of the fruit all you want in the comfort of your own home and without ever having to lay eyes on this particular devil.

Even better, I guarantee you will not have purchased a lump of shit. Fiction, yes, but not a lie...never a lie.

I'll be dropping by sometime next week to drop these promised few thousand tiny, dancing spiders on you. In the interim make sure to watch out you do not drool but if you do, please collect it and send it to me at:

My Name
Lucifuge, GA 30752

Sleep well, kids.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Grand Hunt For Success

I signed the contract for publication of my first novel, POLARITY, today. Funny that I should publish a fiction novel with only a few short story notches on my belt...many said it could not be done. Shows what they know. But, I suppose that is what haters do, yes? They tell people that dreams cannot come true because their dreams never did, or maybe they didn't have the balls to follow their dreams and thusly wish to break the balls of anyone who dares to fly. I would hold a hate for the haters but why? Without them, I may not have continued my drive to finish this novel so I could stuff it down their fucking throats. Funny, now that I have signed the contract and have published the novel I don't want to shove anything down anyone's throat. I thought I would but I was wrong. Instead of egotistical I feel oddly mellow and relaxed. I am filled with a strange sense of good will I have never had before.

It goes to show you never can tell.

Contract or not, I still have to find a job, and that's the rub, yes? Stuck here in the middle of nowhere where the town is about a mile long and the jobs are few and I've applied at damn near all of them and also, lovely enough, lacking a car, this is not the easiest of things. So, haters, consider this a bone thrown to you. Now that you can no longer hate on my dream you can hate on my status as a broke fucker. God forbid you should find someone else to hate on and no longer drive me toward success.

The grand hunt for success is a road one has to travel and that road is paved with haters, small-minded bastards with nothing else to do than judge another person's capabilities.

Dreamers, keep dreaming. One day your dream will come true and you can laugh as hard as I am laughing now. Fight, and never give in. Hold above all things your faith in yourself and your dream, because if a low-down scoundrel like me can make good, anyone can. Don't worry about whether or not you deserve to make good--success isn't based on moraline bullshit, it is based on accomplishment. Deeds, not promises. Put up or shut up. Don't waste your time telling anyone what you're going to do, just do it, and don't feel bad if while you're in the process of getting things done you find yourself driven to set fire to the mouths of the cowards. Use that. Use the hate thrown your way to push harder, stronger, faster...when your dream comes true and the haters are still hating you'll realize what I am feeling and you will love it.

Haters, please, keep hating. Please. After all...you are the gas that makes the engine run. Since all you cocksuckers really want is a medal, consider this your medal. It's a giant middle finger upon which you may sit and rotate. And while you're listening to any record or reading any book know this: the artist already knows you because the artist has already fought you and won. So who is the real loser, or, in the immortal words of John Davis, while not eloquent, they are still succinct; "WHO THEN NOW, BITCHES?"

To those who believed in me, thank you. I hope to spend my life enriching yours. It's what I have been called to do and I'm going to bust my ass to make sure I don't let you down.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Notes From the Dirty South

The dogs are evil. They roam around without a leash and any poor bastard without a vehicle has to carry rocks. The yards are full of broken cars, trucks, farm equipment...this is not a joke. Or an exaggeration. The accent is maddening and charming all at once and spins the brain of any thinking person like a psychotic Cuisinart. The people are polite to your face and cannot wait for you to turn your back so they can gossip. They are church-goers, banjo-pickers, pill-popping hypocrites. And, as I said, the dogs are evil. That fact makes me fit right in. If not for that fact I would not fit in. I understand the dogs, but not the people. The people are stupid and the dogs are evil and the dogs have an excuse where the people do not.

It's a strange trip living in a land where the animals without thumbs are more intelligent than the animals with thumbs. The things we do for love. What can I say? My wife wanted to be near her family. Point of Fact: she managed to escape the derka-derness overwhelming the south. Hilarious how the rednecks in this region insist they will "rise agin'". How the fuck are you going to rise again if you can't even pick your nose without an instruction manual? Funny; twenty miles north of here, in Chattanooga, the people are 2000 years more sophisticated opposed to these dingbat moles inhabiting Trenton, GA, Dade County, USA...or as I prefer to call it Police State County, USA.

I'd better be careful. I could do time for writing that in this county.

Is there a point here? Does it matter? Try writing anything on the fly in the Dade County library.

Well. More notes to come. And yes, my novel will be coming out soon friends, and that is NO JOKE. The dogs are evil and so am I or so they say; lucky me I don't give a shit what anyone says. If I did I'd be working as a shoe-salesman (or sales-PERSON, if we must be politically correct...which is the fault of the north) instead of a writer. The writer is not allowed to care what anyone says. If the writer takes a minute out to give a damn about the spitum dripping from the mouths of slack-jaws or even the more pretentious high-speech of the nine-inches above-the-power-tie people, including those with vaginas who I fully believe will, in ten years, not be called women but "people with vaginas" thanks to Mitt Romney and his binding comment, heh heh heh...no we cannot care, us writers, what anyone says or we turn into bastards or evil dogs and end up living in the land of Nod and Sod.

Forgive me if this article is a bit out-of-sorts. My intelligence is fading. I'm turning into a southerner.

Just kidding. I LOVE IT HERE.