JobJudge.com

Ah, America. Land of the Judgmental.

"Get a job, fuckface!"

"You're one of the lazy."

"You don't pay taxes."

"Loser!"

"Just go get a job."

These sorts of comments are about to drive me to acts of barbarism. Why? Well, let's break it down.

"Get a job, fuckface!" Okay. Obnoxious, especially over the internet which is the only place I hear it. If you're going to say something like this to a person, have the balls to say it to their face, coward.

"You're one of the lazy." Really? My unemployed status must be due to laziness, right? There couldn't possibly be any other factors, could there? It isn't that I get doors closed in my face, or hear that companies aren't hiring. It has nothing to do with the fact that I have no license and as such no vehicle, and location has nothing to do with it, right? Lazy. Hm. Come over. Let's lift stones and do martial arts for a few hours. No bullshit. I'm serious. You are invited. Hit me up and I'll show you lazy.

"You don't pay taxes." Well, why the FUCK should I? Why should anyone? Isn't the idea behind paying for something to get something in return? Anyone who is proud of paying taxes right now is, to me, a sucker. The best example of this is the government shutdown, or Congressional Paid Vacation, as I like to call it. Two weeks paid vacation for Congress, money that came out of you proud fuckers' pockets. You're not going to get your returns until after the 31st on account of it, but yet no one is pissed at the Congress, right? Must not be, no one's doing anything. In fact, my lazy ass seems to be the only one with the balls to say anything about it. Instead of rising up and pointing the finger where it belongs everyone shits on unemployed people. Get pissed at the Congress, not at me. Not only did I not invent the concept of Welfare, I'm not on it. I'm not taking your fucking money and I don't goddamn want it. Get fucked.

"Loser!" I see your point. Now, allow me to kick the fucking dogshit out of you. In fact, I think I'll break your fucking arms, just throat check you and kick you in the knee, throw you into a couple of kimora arm bars and break the fucking things. When I'm done, you'll be unable to work, lose your job and find that you're a loser too, cocksucker.

"Just go get a job." Tried. Still trying. Here's an idea--how about you give me a job? I suppose now you'll give me some sort of shit about wanting a handout, eh? The fucking things don't just grow on goddamn trees. There's no magical Land of Labor. Sorry. How about this for an idea as well--STOP LAYING PEOPLE OFF FOR THE DUMBEST AND MOST PETTY OF SHIT. My last lay off came due to "At-Will Downsizing" or what I like to call the "because we fucking feel like it" clause. There's a lot of that going on these days, isn't there?

Sure, jobs are out there. But there are factors to be considered. Driving record and credit reports are taken into consideration when getting a job. Also, criminal record. Anyone inclined to hit up www.blackbook.com can find out anything they need to know about a person using their SSN--required on any application--going back to their juvenile criminal record. Don't believe me? Try it. Look yourself up. I did, and found shit going back to when I was 16. My last offense was in 2004 and it was dismissed, but who cares? It's the ARREST that matters.  Transportation is a factor. Location is a factor. Many applications are internet based as well, and instead of a job, what you get are invitations to some back-alley college, which is nothing but a front for the debt racket--the new Ponzi scheme--where the education and opportunity is promised but not delivered.

Unemployed people are becoming a new race, just the same as Caucasian, African, Mexican, Chinese, Korean, Native American, etc. Since it is politically incorrect to dog others for their race, now it is chic to dog others for their employment status.

Consider this post a slap in the face to you ignorant judges out there. Call us lazy? Maybe you're lazy. Shit, I thought you had a job. Where do you find the time to worry about what the fuck I'm doing? Don't you have work to do and a Congress to support? These fat fucks are hungry and crying "feed me, Seymour", and they will ruin your life if you don't make money for them to eat.