Jaden and Girlfriend

So, I read this bullshit in the fucking news...this dumb shit (or is it) about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett or whatever her goddamn name is not telling Jaden to clean his room since he's a "little adult". Now. That. Is. An. ARCHAIC WAY OF THINKING. That's how people felt about children in the early 1900's when psychiatrists were called Alienists and kids could get short beers.

I bet Jaden is happy.

That means he can fuck the hell out of his new starlet girlfriend and free-form blast up inside her and have a goddamn kid. Good. We need more Will Smiths in the world so we can produce more HORRIBLE FUCKING FILMS! So Jaden, here's to you--FUCK HER BRAINS OUT! Until she can't move. Pop her cherry, her banana, her fucking eyes out, impregnate her with countless hordes of super-half-talented-wannabe-actors so we can watch more complete piles of shit like AFTER EARTH.

Christ, what the FUCK was that anyway? Was that Will Smith's idea of "I'm an environmentalist and want to make people think about what they're doing." Really? Okay. So here's my question. Where the fuck is your rich actor ass going to live while the rest of us perish in ignominy? Fucking shithead.

Come buy a house in Elgin and I will show you, Will Smith, just how "adult" children are. If adulthood is connoted by maturity believe me, kids are not little adults. Every single day I walk through Elgin and hear little kids, maybe ten at the oldest, calling each other "nigga" and fighting their little asses off. Shit, I even had one buck up to ME! Now, I just laughed because honestly...a forty pound kid of maybe 3 foot 6 versus 6 foot one and a half and 220 pounds of I-Lift-Weights-Since-I'm-Bored motherfucking mean jailhouse bastard is no contest. I laughed and told him his daddy ought to spank his ass.

"I ain't got no daddy," the kid said.

What a fucking surprise.

Will Smith, Jada Pinkett, all you actors and your fucking kids know DICK about the REAL world.

Enjoy your money and stop trying to influence the REAL parents out there.

And Jaden...do what I'd do at your age...FUCK HER BRAINS OUT!!!

This fucking mudball makes me more and more fucking sick every single goddamn day.